you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch
today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.
wanting to talk to someone really bad
but they ignore your message
and you see them talking to other people
when the teacher tells you that you have homework over the weekend
do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”