aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

(via spoken-not-written)

dw:

when someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way

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fedorea:

why are men so afraid of women having leg hair???????? women have to put up with ur chest hair and back hair and gross pubic hair and scratchy facial hair all the time and u dont shave that bc ‘it takes too much time’ like…????? ok thanks for ur hypocrisy u dried up sink sponge

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spookemoij:

What if a pregnancy test just said:
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(Source: emoij, via guy)