im always either sleep deprived, sex deprived, food deprived or all of the above
mom can you give me $1000000 please it’s for school
*licks your pussy then goes to your parents and yells*
WHO THE FUCK MADE THIS?
WAS IT YOU?
THIS SHIT GOOD!!
but why would you even give him the waterbed
he had scissors
in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out
which jungles have wi fi so i can move there and start my tribe
i suck at comforting others bc half of the time my responses are ‘I’m sorry’ and the other half is me doing this ‘:(‘